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By lauris1306 - 31/01/2012 07:03 - Canada

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They were all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I rolled down the window and screamed "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

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kittiekat 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:07

you are a total asshole

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:09

If you didn't think it was appropriate to go up and harass them again when you were both at the same house, you obviously didn't think it was appropriate to do the first time. Pathetic enough you would insult random people(I'm guessing a child as well) but even sadder you'd only do this when not confronted with them to hear their response.

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BlueTwist89 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:16

YDI for being so callous.

lolmeagan 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:26

ahaha wow that totally sucks for you!

Breeneefml12 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:31

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

gigi2009 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:34

what is your PROBLEM?????

Mahyar 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:38

Hah hah epic fail lol FYL

sethc42 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:40

So you thought it was funny to try and hurt the feelings of 3 people with such a classless comment? Your L is F'd for way more reasons than this incident, pal.

keepasecret_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:41

you are a jerk.

FrankDaTank69 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:41

haha

lifeisaplay 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:44

This is you "Hurr I scream out of windows because my parents didn't give me enough attention derp derp derp hurrrrr"

tj41567 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:49

dumbass 60% of Americas population is fat ur way out numbered

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