Intimacy: Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing...

By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By tammy - 27/06/2012 05:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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Shopping fun

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 22:59

Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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flgirlwguitar 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:28

At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

Simonn_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:20

Ooohh. So many unfortunates there.

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RichYungReverse 0

Friday 18 September 2009 10:25

i work @ a wal mart i never heard of this section lmfao

SupermanXL 3

Monday 10 May 2010 17:17

an employee doesnt know that wallyworld sells condoms? seriously?

biancamacc 0

Friday 18 September 2009 11:49

omggg!! that is so embarrassing!

JP101 0

Friday 18 September 2009 19:36

hahaha. you tripped while on the walk of shame.

monkeycaca69 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 2:06

hahahaha you should of asked the dad to join you two. where do you think your bf learns his moves

Redrosesandrain 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 14:31

it could have been worse. could have been your current boyfriend....

Darkchild715 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:15

It can't b that embrassing... They should b glad u use condoms that way they can think there not grandparents

nellnell 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:37

Well I didn't even know walmart sold that stuff... but u shouldnt feel bad if his parents were in that section as well...

hoangsondat 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:19

why was your ex-boyfriends parents in the intimacy anyways.

RahiYeah09 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 4:05

Our Walmart's 'Intamacy' section is on a back wall. The aisles that are in front of it are for shampoo and soap. That's why they saw me. Today my ex texted me and asked me why I needed two boxes since 'I don't like sex' I thought to myself.. 'No, I just didn't like sex with you.'

startafire 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 13:20

I wouldn't have just thought it, I would have told him so, haha.

Monado 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 9:08

Why do I have more of a hatred towards you now?

alkaid 14

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:57

Well I do respect your honesty..

nieska18 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 18:40

Of course wallmart has a section like that. walmart has everything!!!!!!!!! shes buying condoms geez. and ran into her ex's parents. and they saw, LOL funny now but as its probably happened, awkwards as fack. lol