Intimacy: Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing...

By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By tammy - 27/06/2012 05:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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Shopping fun

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 22:59

Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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flgirlwguitar 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:28

At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

Simonn_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:20

Ooohh. So many unfortunates there.

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AshleysWorld 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:44

That is awsome! You should have been like HEY! I was Running Low :D

Vayerman 4

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:31

Where is the intimacy section at walmart!?

TokioPunk483 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:52

There's an intimacy section at walmart?

im_a_dinosaur 0

Monday 5 October 2009 17:24

hahahaha how awkward.

FreakyFaceFilms 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 8:56

...There's an "intimacy section" At Wal-Mart? DAMN! This is fake

Classic_PWN 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 1:11

It's not fake because OP posted on it!! Lolz idk

Lightz_Camera_Me 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 8:25

Lmao i would have said "Hey you're not suppoused2 b over here" lol

OhShizan 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:15

Whatever, now they can go home and tell your ex how much action you're getting!

Failwolf 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 4:49

I used to work at two separate Wal-Marts, and shop at several weekly...i've not once seen an "Intimacy" section, possibly because, oh, I don't know, it's a FAMILY supercenter? I have to call "fake" on this one.

SydsTheBoss 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 18:11

Every super center, or even convenience store, has an intimacy section, dip shit. Walmart also doesn't claim to be "family", they claim to be affordable.

karabee 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:24

there is an "intimacy" section in both walmarts in my city. Maybe your city is just prudish. But simpling googling could have told you that thisn't fake, "failwolf."