Intimacy: Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing...

By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By tammy - 27/06/2012 05:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 22:59

Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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flgirlwguitar 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:28

At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

Simonn_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:20

Ooohh. So many unfortunates there.

Comments

dmag3 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:32

that's what happens when ur *****

DanceMomof2 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:46

For comment number 30: if you work @ walmart you should kniw they sell condoms, and other intimate related products.....they may not hang aisle signs, but believe me it's there lol....smdh.

ahti546 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 23:01

I didnt even know walmart sold that stuff..

papadorito 0

Monday 26 March 2012 19:46

Wow u bastard have him get the trojan condoms

carnage45567 10

Saturday 9 June 2012 7:07

You had that one coming

abigailtaylor 1

Monday 18 June 2012 22:00

It should be embarrassing for them if they were in that section.

naduskalove 3

Wednesday 22 August 2012 20:14

Oh damnnnn!!! That's so awkwardddddd !!

jordzy 8

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:04

Both of you are retards

Baelzebub 2

Thursday 9 January 2014 18:49

YDI for a couple reasons. 1) caring what anyone thinks 2) caring what your ex's parents think 3) buying condoms at Walmart? If they're made as poorly as everything else sold there, then why not just let em go bareback and take your chances? 4) Knowing that Walmart even HAS an intimacy section. How I wish I could unlearn that. 5) I'm a pissy ****.