Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older,...

By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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Shlizabeth 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:24

Ugh, I HATE when people say that, it's so stupid, and it doesn't sound cute like they think it does.

ThatScaryKidd 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:26

Parent's just don't understand

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_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:53

Whahaha, I'd never heard of this, but it's hilarious. Too bad it sounds ridiculous when I translate it :P

SyndicatedAlias 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:53

Hah! I'm saying this to my brother next time he has friends over... And at anyone wondering, some girls "hover" over the seat when they pee. Kind of stupid to me, but to each her own!

lilfuzzyizh3r3 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:58

I know it stinks for you to have that said to you around 2 hot guys but that is just hilarious. I almost fell off my bed when I read this lol

brilliantbarbie 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:00

Umm how exactly did you pee on your OWN toilet seat when your a girl?? Its not like its a public restroom and you had to hover...apparently YDI because no one taught you how to use the potty right in the first place.

Musicsthecure 8

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:03

LMFAO! we have a sign that says that x'D my mom use to put it above the toilet.

suckstobeyou3 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:18

Should have wiped the seatie.

lincolnunit 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:19

very cute (ur mom i mean) but u on the other hand.....

DBJ740 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:21

Wow. Your mom is a ******* lame ass for talking like that and you should control your penis.

jasweetie1 7

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:25

If you didn't get it, the OP is female.

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 22:40

Well, she should control someone elses penis then.

mahree8mellos 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:29

LMAO

7businessdays 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 17:14

i wouldnt describe that as "sprinkling"

letitbe56 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:27

I clicked both. FYL because your mom was inconsiderate and embarrassed you, but YDI because seriously, how do women even get pee on the seat? Not only are you doing it wrong, but you should have wiped it up. And I agree with whoever said "Please be neat and wipe the seat" is much less obnoxious.

mewsickishmeee 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:35

i read that in one of meg cabots books! I think human resources was trying to get all the employees to wipe if they miss...but some lady wrote to human resources saying, "we dont sprinkle or tinkle. We urinate."