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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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Shlizabeth 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:24

Ugh, I HATE when people say that, it's so stupid, and it doesn't sound cute like they think it does.

ThatScaryKidd 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:26

Parent's just don't understand

Comments

FlaminYawn 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:26

what kind of girl pees on the seat? How is that even possible?

hbgoddard 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:39

I call fake!! This is a total rip off of a Ron White joke! YDI for not being original!

7businessdays 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 17:24

yeah because ron white is the only person who has ever been in this situation in the history of the human race. what are you thinking? the fact that people have lost fingers before doesnt mean that if i take a clever to my hand i'll come away just fine.

master565 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:46

ydi for having a rhyming socialy arkwerd mom.

person1000003 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:56

Oow how old are u??

nikktherocker 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:05

YDI for not cleaning the damn shitter after you sprinkle!

ProlapseOnToast 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 6:21

Okay.. Pissing on the seat is bad enough.. But if you're a girl that's even worse.. I'm not quite sure how you even did that.. Ugh @ the images i have in my head right now.

FYOURLIFE13 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:13

YDI you sick freak. URINATING ON THE SEAT IS DISGUSTING UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Essentials 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:02

YDI for being a nasty lazy pig. clean the seat. Eww. nasty ass.

trumpnugget 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:26

that is such bs!!! I saw that on a sign above a toilet at a store!

biskitbukit 7

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:59

I've seen the same sign. This FML is complete BULLSHIT.

RideTheCulture 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 14:04

obviously its an expression u idiot. shes not saying her mom made that up. god damn people on this website are ******* idiots. she was just using that expression.