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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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Shlizabeth 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:24

Ugh, I HATE when people say that, it's so stupid, and it doesn't sound cute like they think it does.

ThatScaryKidd 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 20:26

Parent's just don't understand

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:40

Hahahah! That's awesome! Embarrassing, but awesome. My Mom says something like that outloud when she has to pee really badly: "I have to go tinkle before I sprinkle all over the floor!" Oh my god where do they get these from?

um_duh 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:40

I call bullshit on this one because we don't say "tinkle" in Australia, and the OP is from Queensland...

your_face 15

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:46

So everyone in Australia talks exactly the same way? There's not even a remote chance that the OP's mother does, in fact, say "tinkle," despite being in Queensland? Maybe she was using the word simply for the sake of the rhyme.

Nightfallz 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:44

yes you need say more. your brothers hot old friends are not going to hook up with you. and stop pissing all over the toilet. it's not hard to make it in the bowl.

aback 4

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:52

You "squat and hover" in your own house? Just how skanky are the people you live with? XD

noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:12

YOU DESERVE IT for being a dirtyass, nasty slob. Wipe your own pee off the seat if you get it on there! Nasty.

Crickmasta 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:11

I have a sign that says that...

well_this_sucks 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:17

you shouldn't have sprinkled when you tinkled. xD sorry that sucks though

triplethreat13 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:40

that is GOLD!!! hahaha i totally feel your pain though, my brother has hot friends and i would just about die if that happened to me..

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:43

"Uh, what? That wasn't me." The end. FYL anyway, though.

fishyfingaz 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:44

fwiw there was a sign almost identical at a hotel i stayed at in england over 10 years ago. i think it could have possibly reached australia by now :P