Intimacy: Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started...

By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

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By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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Sexy time

By Msmerfner - 03/08/2013 08:40 - United States - Hemet

Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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deuceswild 13

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:33

Cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.

0h_Boy 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:35

"While you're down there..."

Comments

benmec 18

Saturday 10 August 2013 14:36

It's ok. You had a good run.... I mean slip...

Omniprism 14

Saturday 10 August 2013 15:14

Don't you have a bath mat or some of those decorative sticky things on the bottom of your bath?

fuckfuenciado 7

Saturday 10 August 2013 18:51

I think this would probably happen to me too.

mattuti 8

Saturday 10 August 2013 18:54

Little hint, first sex, then washing.. When you're all soapy things tend to get slippery. Learned this the hard way.

barlos88 19

Saturday 10 August 2013 19:23

Lying on your back, embarrassed, and covered in strange liquids? Sounds like your sex life is right on track

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 10 August 2013 21:21

Hahaha, OP, I love your username! She mixed English and French, and it means "Hunchback of our ****".

ShananaginsLOL 13

Sunday 11 August 2013 9:41

Put your back into it. ;)

xenmarkal51 6

Monday 12 August 2013 0:06

Shower curtains cause death!!!

icepick23 12

Monday 12 August 2013 16:16

You can still have sex. Calm yourself.

Bad_People_r_Bad 3

Monday 12 August 2013 19:30

Get some of those shower sex wall mounted handles apparently they're super strong

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