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By misspriss - 17/02/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

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By Tiff676 - 16/08/2009 04:31 - Canada

Today, I was working at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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Act three, scene one

By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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NeonWar__ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:13

holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!

kayztastic 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:20

and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:

Comments

Jason_Q 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:31

He makes it rain on em' hos.

lepercaunsal 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:42

maybe there was a leak in the roof :p

becbecbec 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:30

that is some serious gross shit!!!

AbOvE_88 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:50

look on the bright side your lucky he sneezed snot on you, and farted at the same time :)

AbOvE_88 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:52

*meant to say he didn't sneeze snot on you, and farted at the same time

drewrox 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:55

yummy. lol at least it wasn't a snot rocket

emsun1 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:58

GROOSSSSS

babybubz 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 14:12

H1N1  !

perdix 29

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:18

Until that part, I thought "Avatar" in IMAX 3D sucked! I don't know what subliminal cues they put in there to make us tilt our heads back like that, but the simulated sneeze and "rain" was amazing! How did they do that?!?!?! For the Best Aerosolized Boogers in a Motion Picture, the Academy Award goes to. . .Mr. James Cameron for "Avatar!" Congrats, Bro, but try to build a better plot around your next sprayed bodily fluids movie. I have an idea for an adult film. . .