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By misspriss - 17/02/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

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By Tiff676 - 16/08/2009 04:31 - Canada

Today, I was working at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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Act three, scene one

By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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NeonWar__ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:13

holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!

kayztastic 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:20

and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:

Comments

XDNurse 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:40

oh gawd that's nasty... I'd rub hand sanitizer on my face D;<

robotiick 12

Friday 8 April 2011 4:28

tht would burn ur eyes n if it came into ur nose it would also burn I learned from exp dnt do it

anona_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:40

it was a shower of blessings lol

XDNurse 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:42

then his/her face would be fried off. sorry weather god sneezes came up as lightning in my mind ;/

aDropOfSunshine 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:43

Was it raining in the scene during the movie? Maybe the person behind you was just trying to make it more realisitic... Gross.

texas_justice 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:50

...when a pigeon ***** on you in Venice, that's supposed to be good luck. so... buy a lottery ticket.

vvn91 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:57

Mmmmm. Mucus rain! :) I'm jealous.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:59

it only adds to the 3D experience when you can see the rain around you and feel it too!

XDNurse 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 10:15

#27 if someone took it upon themselves to sneeze pigeon shit on me in the state of Oklamhoma... I'd just take a hint and go kill myself no good luck there...