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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

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Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML

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By Disrespectful - 18/01/2017 09:01

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Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

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By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

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Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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Stupidstupidrat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:53

Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:55

Oh dear your mum? oh dear

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verstecktergeist 11

Friday 26 June 2009 3:22

No one beat anyone unless it was with a dick.. To 'hit' someone is to 'bang' is to '****' them..

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:08

Thaaaaat blows...

MikeTenninch 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:39

... AWESUM! Congratulate that guy for me please lol

notsocrafty 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:32

let's see some hot MILF action.

der_Jabberwhock 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:11

That's five kinds of ****** up, that.

StoneColdNigga 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:20

Owned nigga!!!

hugzandkisses666 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:41

Wouldn't he have known you're their son? Well, unless he was new or something, but I think they would've introduced you as their son to him and the term 'finally' makes it sound as if he were working there for a while already and she would have to know him well enough first.

Struedelmuffin 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:33

I think he should buy a pickle.

kittykat1501 31

Friday 12 June 2015 6:08

I like pickles

Gavik 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:24

Meanwhile, in a non-Puritan society...

PottentialFML 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:04

He didn't kill her or sleep with her, he simply "hit" her with his weiner. (meat slap)

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