Work: Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

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Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 2 997

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 14:00

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Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML

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You deserved it 109

By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 075

By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00

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Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML

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Family affair

By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States

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Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

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You deserved it 10 491

Run!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

I agree, your life sucks 543

You deserved it 78

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 524

By lauziej93 - 10/11/2015 09:24 - Spain - Logro?o

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

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You deserved it 1 986

Small world

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Disrespectful - 18/01/2017 09:01

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Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 290

You deserved it 895

Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

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Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 308

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Stupidstupidrat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:53

Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:55

Oh dear your mum? oh dear

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fallacy_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:41

=/ Talk it out. I feel bad for you dude.

sssusur 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:09

Have a drink. And smile, this IS funny, even if it is your life lol

Colby_Colbert 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:11

i bet ur mom swallowed his frothy ballshake

mikew85 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:48

politely inform him that your mom is the lady he banged; he probably doesn't realize it. and then you can blackmail him or your mom to pretty much get anything you want.

GothamKnight 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:39

That's pretty funny. Sucks, but funny.

lakergurl91 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:10

Listen to #68!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 6:14

Today, I told a fellow employee i finally "hit" the boss' wife... I didnt know he worked for his parents

kittykat1501 31

Friday 12 June 2015 6:10

I hate it when people write this..... I mean why?!?!?!? It is really annpying

pete275 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 6:30

is she hot?

monkeykiller77 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:13

wow now thats sad

blobxmaster13 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:32

Better tell Daddy.!!

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Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

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Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML

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Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

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Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Today, my health insurance has finally gone digital, so I sent them a message through their webpage, asking a question. I then got an email, telling me they'd replied. I had to log into their webpage again to see the reply, which read, "A letter concerning your question has been sent to you by post." FML

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Today, I was listening to an inappropriate song while driving around when I heard my 3 year-old in the back seat say the n-word. If you hear kids screaming, "LEGOS, LEGOS!" out of the windows as I drive by, that's my pathetic attempt at reversing the language they heard. FML

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