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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

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Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML

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By Disrespectful - 18/01/2017 09:01

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Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

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By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

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Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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Stupidstupidrat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:53

Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:55

Oh dear your mum? oh dear

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Lisa_Emily 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:12

Ewww fyl

tomarino13 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:15

If he beat your mom, kick his ass. If he ****** your mom, kick his ass. And most deffinitely if he put a hit on your mom(mafia terms) KICK HIS ASS.

mattmag 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:41

An employee at your parents' bar would know that you're their son, and he wouldn't say something like that if he were being serious.

filmil 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:53

lol. u work for ur parents. fyl

fyl4sure 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:58

Fire his ass

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:10

you should go hit the guy who said that. and I don't mean go have sex w him

LeoBrZ81 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:31

Maybe he wasn't being serious? guys joke around like that all the time.

btuwo 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:33

FML, beat that guys ass!!!!

girlygirl666 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:42

HAHA King Mario- FTW!

duchesse427 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:53

damn, that sucks. i mean your coworker was dumb as hell for telling you that. did he not know you work for your parents? at the same time it's good cuz you can tell ur dad

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