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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

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Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 12:11 - United States - Richmond

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

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hauptubel 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:51

What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.

FreddyLunch 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:50

What a PIMP.

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srgntawesome 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:07

Pimp. Be happy for him. He getting some tail

_Noon_ 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:08

Such a short story, and yet so powerful. Sorry hun'

toink 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:23

You forgot to tell you're a guy~

D_R_A_M_A 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:35

So what? She compensates for the bad head you give, be thankful.

hanizzle09 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:39

dump him, dump him now. and kick him in the nuts.

VD007 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:30

YDI, for not shutting up and making ur bf a sandwich jkjkjkjk hahaha XD troll alert!!!!! Don't take me seriously im just bored

VD007 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:32

Dont get offended plz

cupcakeqt 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:41

DUMP THE ASS.

fatesucks 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:38

DUMP THE DICK!!! now kick him and tell the other girl if u can find out who she is... this is a master plan lol

eric01 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:04

PWNED!!

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