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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 12:11 - United States - Richmond

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

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hauptubel 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:51

What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.

FreddyLunch 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:50

What a PIMP.

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mckia 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 20:36

Bet you she just giggled and said nothing. Women are retarded like that

avcureton_101 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 20:42

WTF Are you still with the duch bag. im not surpprised about you being the other girl, im surprised that he was dumb enough to say it in front of you, if your going to be a criminal... BE A SMART ONE!!! my girls will never know about eachother!!.

rts312 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:37

3sum?

cheapsheep_fml 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 6:00

ugh, i hate when that happens. dump his ass.

heatrider986 1

Wednesday 30 September 2009 17:25

cheating bastard

dgranger 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:38

Threesome?

ggasg 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:13

I would just be like it's okay he's boyfriend number three hahahaha

blaqwidow20 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 6:51

your better than that i say you should dump him

ScooterScott 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 23:39

First?

tohaveandtohold 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:42

dump his ass right away

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