Miscellaneous: Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other...

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 097

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 771

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 059

By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 12:11 - United States - Richmond

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 1 207

hauptubel 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:51

What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.

FreddyLunch 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:50

What a PIMP.

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Randen_fml 0

Friday 24 September 2010 7:22

win

shadyskiez 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 7:15

smile and re-introduce urself as his ex girlfriend then find a chain saw

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Monday 9 January 2012 3:46

Don't you mean EX?

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Monday 9 January 2012 4:02

Don't you mean EX?

PhishloverA 14

Monday 27 August 2012 0:20

You mean ex-boyfriend?

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