Miscellaneous: Today, I was involved in a 5-way conversation about the movie...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Portland

Today, I was involved in a 5-way conversation about the movie Inception. I nodded and agreed with things that were said, but couldn't admit that despite having seen it 4 times, I still haven't the foggiest idea of how to explain what it's about. FML

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By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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By Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

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By Robert Smith's Lipstick - 08/10/2023 10:00

Today, I tried impressing my colleagues by using fancy business jargon during a meeting. I ended up saying, "Let's synergize our ideation to maximize the bandwidth of our paradigm shift." Nobody had a clue what I meant, and me neither to be honest. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 19:53 - United States - New Albany

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML

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By sickdisney - 21/05/2012 18:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 22:00

Today, my mother-in-law keeps making fun of how I've "never seen any cool movies." I grew up in severe social isolation/constant physical abuse, and have memory loss from age 13 and below as a result. I've seen them, I just can't remember them, but she refuses to believe it, so I'll never hear the end of it. FML

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Wednesday 3 October 2012 12:42

Dream within a dream within a dream. it's perfect

cliffibom 15

Wednesday 3 October 2012 13:56

How does his buttocks taste #30?

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 4 October 2012 0:08

I feel like that's bound to happen to me with The Departed and I've only watched it once. Nah, I'm playing, but it was a little confusing though.

ballbearing 10

Thursday 4 October 2012 1:24

I didn't get it either. My boyfriend wanted a deep, intellectual conversation after seeing it as he couldn't stop thinking about it. I didn't understand it and was left wondering if we saw the same movie!

trulymickeyj 13

Thursday 4 October 2012 1:27

I looooooveeee that movie.

KrisztinaErika 2

Thursday 4 October 2012 2:09

Don't feel bad, I have no clue what the movie is about either.

alliem199521 10

Thursday 4 October 2012 2:38

Lol wow ur an epic fail. U totally deserve it for being a dumbass. Here is the plot An asian guy wants to get rid of a white guy from doing something with buisiness Leonardo dicaprios job is to go so deep into the white guys mind to plant an idea that the white guy must quit the buisiness and therefore make the asian man happy. And leo dicaprio is the same damsel in distress as always except he isnt a woman. Thats all u need to know.

mes316 5

Thursday 4 October 2012 4:20

My friend was an extra in that movie! LOL

vettle 6

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:38

It's not really about anything!

myfamilyisnuts 0

Thursday 4 October 2012 7:43

I don't get how people don't understand :/ it's the simplest concept imaginable. Basically subliminal messaging done inception style. A whisper in your ear. You just plant the seed that will grow bigger and bigger. Viola.