Love: Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought...

By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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You deserved it 16 855

By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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You deserved it 64 264

By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 16:15 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 046

By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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You deserved it 5 810

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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Monday 19 September 2011 1:30

****** kick!

heilheather 7

Monday 19 September 2011 1:34

**** punt!

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kaykay20 0

Monday 19 September 2011 4:19

It is possible that the guy is into the emo look. Most guys who follow that style look like girls.

Marymarbear2 0

Monday 19 September 2011 4:29

Guess someone had,a boy friend that looks like a girl friend

dcard24 0

Monday 19 September 2011 4:32

FYL

icantellu 7

Monday 19 September 2011 4:46

Do ex-girlfriends really see their ex-boyfriends and be like, " imma kick him in the crotch," for the hell of it?

Bossman11 6

Monday 19 September 2011 6:26

Only if they're a bitch

Drambue 2

Monday 19 September 2011 4:47

I wna know if that girl was blind or ur just manly

jjice 6

Monday 19 September 2011 4:51

Ram Bam right in the Clam

Youdrongo 0

Monday 19 September 2011 5:00

Justin Beiber?

muhilrashid 4

Monday 19 September 2011 5:09

Did it hurt ?

LemonSquish 4

Monday 19 September 2011 5:10

Well, if it happens again, you can make an unexpected comeback.

MegumiStarr 13

Monday 19 September 2011 5:23

aww that sucks!

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