By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
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ariannaa_fml 17

Maybe she was dating a boy with justin bieber hair?

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summerhot_fml 2

ow *says in shrek voice* first thing i thought if when i read this

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vibeplayer1112 0

Strange... Both of you were in the same kitchen...

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vibeplayer1112 0

Awww. It got moderated...

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fudawee 4

Either you look like man. Or her ex is a tranny.

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sailorfreak_fml 4

ok first of all why does she think that your that girls's ex i guess she cant see or maybe a tranny not saying you.

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RedSharpieInk 5

Grow out your hair and put on a skirt. Problem solved. Oh, wait, but then you could be mistaken for a Scottish guy..

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lmaoatall 6

It was no mistaken idendity here. She wanted to try the new move, the labia layout. Hope she doesn't find you again and try the clit hit. If she does, go old school on her. Purple nurple and **** punt. Teach her ass a lesson!

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