Health: Today, I was kicked out of class for having a coughing fit. Yesterday,...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of class for having a coughing fit. Yesterday, I was kicked out of class for sleeping, a side effect of my cough suppressant. Three absents from this class and I automatically fail. FML

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Pensu 12

Wednesday 6 October 2010 3:02

No, I wasn't forcing the cough; I've got bronchitis, I just get coughing fits that last for a while and can't control them.

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perdix 29

Tuesday 5 October 2010 23:43

Tomorrow, you'll get kicked out for drug possession. Three strikes and yooooooooouuuuu'rreee OUT!

Doopliss01 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 23:21

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rinzlerkitty94 31

Monday 8 February 2016 18:41

I hope you didn't fail the class over something you clearly can't control.

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