Miscellaneous: Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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You deserved it 5 060

By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 5 975

Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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You deserved it 3 272

By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 174

Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 105 086

By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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You deserved it 3 555

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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I_have_no_clue 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:41

How could you not notice someone in a seat? F her life.

sammehsaurus 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:56

Wait, what's that supposed to mean? Haha..

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Skankles 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:41

What's anti flood?

Palmless 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:43

Anti flood stops you from posting. Just hate it, there's no need to know it's definition. (:

SmallTownCutie 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:34

who knows but it sucks hairy, sticky, bannana smelling monkey balls.

Skankles 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:35

This mystery shall haunt me for the rest of my life . . .

Ionic 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:10

Think about it. What does 'anti' mean? I'll give you a second. (Hint: against) Now, what does 'flood' mean? Again, I'll wait. (Hint: overwhelming number or amount) Now let's put the two together and relate that to the situation. Against/Overwhelming amount / Posting a reply Together: Against an overwhelming amount of replies. It's a mechanism that prevents spamming.

Skankles 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 2:59

You could have answered the question without being unnecessarily rude.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:42

I wouldn't be happy either.

WiseGuy79 14

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:43

Was she a smurf? If so I'd understand otherwise she should have smacked your blind ass haha

smurf1 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:02

what wrong with smurfs??

WiseGuy79 14

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:26

Hey don't get it twisted smurfs are ****** awesome! <La la lala la la lala la la> I think that's how it goes lol

Lvl_69_Mudkipz 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:45

thats what she said!

tessababy 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:45

midgets scare me.

talksarahh 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:47

lolz FAIL

katialovesfml 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:50

absolutely perfect

remy3106 10

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:53

lol I wish I was there to see it. but It was probably those stupid twilight movies

strikeeagle 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:02

fmjinvchg

remy3106 10

Tuesday 14 September 2010 11:54

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:56

YDI for going to a movie theater. Just wait until the flick comes on HBO. YDI for shuffling and not meaning cards. YDI for squishing a midget. YDI for not staying in her lap and farting.