By tacolove69 - 16/02/2010 19:20 - United States

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Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML
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PensiveCub 0

ummmm what the **** are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

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PsychoMerk 0

haha, anal and **** in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

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maskedman 9

I think a **** puppet is when you press on the head of your penis to make the slit look like a mouth. I can make mine talk really fast and if I get really happy he vomits.

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purplemnm 9

omg xD I'm gonna die laughing at this

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ohmygeezz 0

That is hilarious definitely NOT an FML. I'm impressed that he can make a **** puppet! How does that even work?!

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VickToreEeyah 0

what the **** is a **** pocket?? sounds perverted if you ask me(:

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ohmygeezz 0

snickerdoodles "making" grammatical error haha

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iamaphoenix 0

a female poster with the name tacolove, and a 69 at the end? definitely a guy's username. fake.

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lem0n_fml 0

I like to overanalyze everything too. Who the **** cares if it's real or not?

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gabrielbaby 9

Or a female really likes tacos and has a 69 as a sexual reference. I know many females who would and do this. Or it could be a teenage girl who has this, because a lot of teenage girls nowadays act like this

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HoesInaBox 0

IT'S WHEN YOU MAKE COOL LOOKING SHADOWS WITH YOUR PEEPEE! AHH MAKE THE YELLING STOP. seriously stfu :]

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perdix 29

Let's hope your parents' anuses don't retain your boyfriend's ****, thus depriving you of your access to it, and the indubitably delightful puppet shows he produces.

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