By tacolove69 - 16/02/2010 19:20 - United States

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Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML
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PensiveCub 0

ummmm what the **** are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

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PsychoMerk 0

haha, anal and **** in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

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buttshapedfruit 0

lmfao WTF r **** puppets? dare I ask! hahaha

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woosher 0

anal-retentive is a freudian term to refer to a person that is stubborn, compulsive and greedy; in case you don't know ;)

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xDyZFuNkTiOnULx 0

lmao **** puppets

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R3dN3ck1995 0

lolol omfg **** pupptes he's a shit puppet

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SugarRushxx 0

**** puppets! you can make a snake...a worm....

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Melkezidech 0

Um......What kind of person would attach strings and wood to their................wood.

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ScaryyMary 14

**** puppet... must be a sort of marionette, with his **** as the wood attached to the strings? It's not a real boy, but it can dance and spit like one :D

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