Miscellaneous: Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because...

By EFFED4LIFE - 11/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML

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By sleepy momma - 02/06/2013 06:06 - United States - Altoona

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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Where are you?

By Budhvaraddams - 30/01/2023 18:30

Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML

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By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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Here I go again

By Anonymous - 03/01/2013 05:02 - United States - Austin

Today, after I finally laid down from a long day and was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set my alarm. I don't own an alarm clock and my alarm is on my phone. Which was in my car. I live on the 15th floor of an apartment building and our parking garage is across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:04

I do that ALL the time. What you need to do is set the one by your bed (the one I assume you are turning off), and then set another one across the room about five minutes later so you have to get up and turn it off. Between the two of them and having to walk across the room, it should wake you up. If it doesn't, set another across the room.

xolotl 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:01

Whoa.

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Onarheim 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:54

I'm sorry to tell, but this is really normal. I do it all the time. I even put my clock on the other side of the room once and woke up leaping through the room for my clock.

galdatluvscrack 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:16

Omg! I do that all the time!! it is sooo annoying!

thefinalpie 0

Friday 24 April 2009 19:57

I know how it is, I'm notorious for that

suicidekings 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 5:52

fyl. I do this too.

Amandaisdreaming 7

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:23

good thing i wake up at a decent hour without an alarm clock, lol. my alarm clock is across the room too though, lol.

mudkip_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:08

I do that too, I also started not hearing and talking in my sleep. I wake up by myself instead of using an alarm clock now.

BoredGuyInTrainS 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:51

Haha

dramakat11 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:53

I've done that before. Or I'll just hit the snooze every 10 minutes for like 2 hours, lol. Luckily I just moved in with my boyfriend and now he wakes me up.

_musical_addict_ 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:33

This really isn't that much of an FML... except that you were late to school That's kinda cool in a strange way

lastminuteperm 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:33

Your not F'd for life, (as that is your username) for you can just move your alarm clock to somewhere else in the room and hope you can here it. Also, if your still in school you probably have a roomate or a mom...ask them to wake you up.