By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 02:45 - United States

Today, I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky and watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', and that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML
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Same thing different taste

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He's only a legitimate conspiracy theorist if he was wearing a tin-foil hat. If he didn't have the hat, then he may be right.

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if people actually did legitimate research and not just the pack of lies you read in text books you would realize he isn't far off

Textbooks are written by people who do actual research. Hitting the conspiracy section of Wikipedia is not research.

Idk about mind control but it honestly wouldn't horribly surprise me. They have been known to test harmful chemicals by dumping it over certain areas to see the effects that they have..

He's right about the chem trails.. they're real, but mind control? Haha I don't know about that.

cmoney408 6

idk... im into conspiracy theories, i dont think that chem trials are that far fetched. don't even get me started on 9/11

It's true!!! That is what they're doing they're trying to poison us it's population control!!!!

seriously. when you think about population control, think about why there is fluoride in the water. and when I say fluoride, I mean the industrial waste product. it's in our drinking water...

Thats cause chem trails are real. Those things that everyone thought were rockets as a kid are actually some sort of plane.

At least he realizes that the chem trails are bad.

Oh god is your boyfriends name Shawn by any chance. Bahahaha

martin8337 35
BrodieMike 4

The government doesn't need chemicals to control minds. They use the mainstream media to do that.