By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 02:45 - United States

Today, I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky and watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', and that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML
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Same thing different taste

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He's only a legitimate conspiracy theorist if he was wearing a tin-foil hat. If he didn't have the hat, then he may be right.

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Time to start looking for a new boyfriend. This one is seriously brain damaged.

fivehorsejohnson 0

Don't be ignorant and look stuff up before you dismiss it. Atmospheric aerosols are a thing and they have been since the 90's. It's a geoengineering technique to combat global warming. But it never officially got approved so they do it anyway. And CIA mind control experiments are a well-known fact.

Stop saying idiotic things. It is physically impossible to predict where such chemicals would land if you were to disperse them from high-flying aircraft. Then it is impossible to do this without the knowledge and compliance of millions of people, many of whom I know well (I am not only a pilot, but have taught many pilots, several of whom have long prior careers in the aviation business). It is laughable to suggest (a) that these people, mostly independent-minded and inquisitive, would go along with some conspiracy (b) that all the millions would stay silent. Sorry, no, (b) is utter lunacy.

fivehorsejohnson 0

The CIA WAS kidnapping people and subjecting them to massive amounts of drugs in the 60's to see if they could program subjects to do their bidding. Look up MK-Ultra. This is mainstream, factual info. If they did this in the 60's, who knows what they're up to now.

Did he call you and your friends sheeple, that is how you know he is serious. FYI, google Operation Northwoods.

Mind control...some how ties into airplanes...bit like the terminator a bit...

Serves u right for laying instead of lying. Wtf are u, a chicken?

at least he has a vivid imagination ....

Mysterion345 11

you should listen to your boyfriend