By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 02:45 - United States

Today, I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky and watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', and that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML
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Welshite 39

He's only a legitimate conspiracy theorist if he was wearing a tin-foil hat. If he didn't have the hat, then he may be right.

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Evolving_Squid 15

Chemi-trails nutters are the worst kind of batshit crazy conspiracy theorist. Run away OP, run while you can.

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zombiekitten87 12

You can't believe every conspiracy but you can't believe that the government doesn't do dangerous things to us either. Whether it's true or not, do some research before you roll your eyes.

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FML4ever323 3

It's true. The illuminati Freemason, skull & bone are all real. Find out about documentary videos. They don't want u to believe just like u. I'd dump u if u didn't believe

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FireFlie07 20

The CIA has been working on mind control programs since the 60s and planes are leaving chem trails. You can look it up yourself. Top scientists believe mind control will be fully possible with nanotechnology and already is possible to an extent with hypnotism and the right drugs. Stay informed, don't believe everything the government wants you to.

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himwiththeface 17

everyone is thought to be crazy until they turn out to be right.... I mean look ay rhe whole nsa thing

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JMichael 25

I'm sorry OP, but your boyfriend will come up missing in a few hours. You'll never see him again.

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reaper22 3

Chem trails are very real. multiple planes will fly over my general area at one time making x's in the sky. these trails expand and remain for long durations. it isn't contrails, and it's definitely not natural, and I find it sad when people can't differentiate between real clouds and the chemicals. you people who doubt OPs boyfriend need to do research and perhaps go outside and observe for yourself. It's very real and rather scary when you don't know what the people who are trying to control your life are making you breathe. it's sad times when people hear something like this and automatically think "he must be nuts!" or "oh, that can't be, our leaders care about our well being, they wouldn't deliberately hurt us!" guess again, ladies and gentlemen. just my two cents.

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alexandraerin 6

Uh, no. What you're describing is completely normal contrail formation. If you lived near a major air traffic corridor in the 80s (before the "experiments" supposedly started), you'd have seen the same thing. What you're describing is the natural behavior of contrails at the right altitude and under the right conditions. If you live in an area that has a lot of jet traffic, you're going to get a lot of contrails. Some of them will stick around. Why does it seem like so many do? Because the ones that don't stick around... don't stick around. It's hard to compare something that's there to something that's not there. You saying "It's definitely not natural. How can people not tell the difference?" is like those people saying that the collapse of the twin towers didn't look right, as if they see a skyscraper collapsing from a plane collision twenty or thirty times a day and know what it's "supposed" to look like.. What's your basis for comparison? You have *decided* all on your own that what you're seeing isn't what a lingering contrail spreading out would look like. You have decided on the basis of nothing other than your naive desire to believe that you know what "chemtrails" look like, and your proof is that you look up in the sky and see them. Well... believing is seeing.

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reaper22 3

wow. you did not even read my comment, you ignorant cow.

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reaper22 3

how is it normal for what you are calling a contrail to expand so much it covers the sky, mimicking cloud coverage? and I'm not just talking about the times when many planes are out gassing us, I'm talking one or two planes. contrails do not do that. I hope if you respond to this that it isn't just another regurgitation of "facts".

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