Intimacy: Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend... - FML

By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By keepsmiling - 02/09/2009 11:19 - France

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Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

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Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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Hi Honey, I'm home

By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

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Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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Hello everyone!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

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Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

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Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

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Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

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Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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GirlaftaGirl 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:10

You dont need a new body...you need a new boyfriend

Jen_J_the_J 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:17

^^^^ someone likes their ****

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FockinA 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:52

time for some new sexy lingerie. or dump him, he's obviously getting some from elsewhere

vanessa17_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:58

i agree with #55

lizzfawnduhh 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:13

******* dump his ass with no hesitation

nccfootball63 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:22

mabey hes gay

mickayhoo 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:43

Thor98 dont call people that, ****, i'm 13 and know not 2 call people that. u retard

EllyH 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:08

I hope you gived him a black eye back?

iloveloosy12 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:40

sad..come to my house later!

1zinzanzin 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:18

dang can I come round for tea biscuites maybe a quick blow

lxclark 17

Monday 22 February 2010 3:00

Domestic abuse.

jeffree_adams 5

Monday 22 February 2010 5:59

Man this was indeed an epic FAIL XD

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