By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

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Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
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GirlaftaGirl 0

You dont need a new body...you need a new boyfriend

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revcanon 0

YDI. If you had sex more often he wouldn't come home expecting the bed to be empty.

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ohlordyelizabeth 0

how you do you know it's her fault that they haven't had sex in a month?

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babybubz 0

seriously. how is it automatically her fault? but a man turning down sex? somethin sounds (or maybe smells) fishy.. ...that could be the explanation 

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MF12 0

am i the only one who read it like the boyfriend had gone on vacation?

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yourproblemnow 0

lmaoo how was the sex?

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PurpleSquirrel 0

did you make him a sandwich?

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elvgar 0

wut? y would she make him a sandwich?

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SeasonedSausage 0

Today, as I arrived home, I went up to my bedroom and I found my fat, ugly, and unshaven girlfriend lying on my bed. I decided to toss my backpack at her. FML

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rabidgoon 0

why is it so difficult for so many people to accept that they're involved in a failing relationship?

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