By why me?? - 07/08/2013 04:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...

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SuperDanielNL 23

If you can't face the consequences, don't drive.

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ninjaqueen101 18

No no, it's the microwave that has the feelings!

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alycion 38

Better then her filing a police report and them figuring out the truth. Or the insurance company. Consider it a lesson learned in honesty.

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Korra_fml 23

well... u didnt lie... u HIT the fire hydrant... then u RAN...

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domking1315 20

Ladies and gentlemen, all home appliances must be treated the same.

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FimogenFeels 14

It's so sad that in this day and age we still judge who has feelings by what kind of appliance they are.

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Desticles69 13

you should know by now moms find everything out

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caohm 18

toasters are the drama queens a Nokia phone would've just got up laughed and went about its day

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