By why me?? - 07/08/2013 04:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...

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jw90 18

Should have been honest.

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thatnucca 36

Lying to look good almost always makes you look stupid in the end OP... Smdh

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Nomadic1 20

You definetly deserved it, just man up and be honest next time. Or better yet know your surroundings and don't back up into things.

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sierraaaa 15

I did that too once, it always comes around to bite ya. Lesson learned, but tell the truth text time!! It's so much easier!

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laden_swallow09 34

"Why me", you ask? Because you weren't paying attention and made a dumb decision.

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AK69_fml 9

You're a woman, aren't you? How the ****, do you hit a fire hydrant?

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mld4657 28

Even though I'm a woman I agree with this.. Not all woman drivers are bad though...

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sierraaaa 15

Maybe she was backing up and didn't see it? It's not that weird of a thing. If you're gonna ask that you may as well ask how anyone hits anything. It happens, gender has nothing to do with it

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perdix 29

Looks like they have the video of your mom hitting the hydrant. Convince her to go to AA meetings after this latest drunk-driving fiasco.

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