Miscellaneous: Today, I was lectured by my mother for staying out until 2 am... - FML

By vegas518 - 01/05/2013 23:13 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was lectured by my mother for staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML

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vegas518 7

Thursday 2 May 2013 17:09

First of all, I'm a woman... Not a man. So I'm most definitely not a mama's boy. My mom lives near by and she's older. I am the youngest as well. It's easier to say "stand up to her" or "grow some balls" - I've tried that and trust me... It's not worth the fight that happens afterward. Thanks for listening though.

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KareBear7364 5

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:35

sigh, parenting... it never ends.

zandalee 19

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:40

Tell your Mother off. Parents, like children, need boundaries. You are an adult for the love of God!

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lucasj23 11

Friday 6 April 2018 16:09

if you live on your own how does she know when you get home? and why do you let her make you feel ashamed.? grow a pair. its none of her business

sarahcroy20 12

Wednesday 9 December 2020 3:22

So don't talk to her.

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