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By Anonymous - 25/01/2018 12:00 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was left at home alone while my friends went on a trip to Paris I paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 11:01 - United States - Livonia

Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML

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By LG - 17/03/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

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By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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By bbb - 11/01/2017 07:36

Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned holiday and bought flights without me. FML

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The Baby-Sitters Club

By Do I look like a fucking babysitter? - 22/08/2022 00:00

Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML

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By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Familyreject - 02/02/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I found out that my family has paid for and booked a trip to Dubai without me. They weren't going to tell me until they were about to board but since I was crying that my friend ditched me for my holiday, they thought they would let me know. FML

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Teenage kicks

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

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Drive

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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beanfreek 13

Thursday 25 January 2018 19:02

I need to hear more about this one

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 25 January 2018 19:06

Peter McAllister? That you?

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Sonata90 26

Friday 26 January 2018 7:02

I'm sorry what did you say? That hanging modifier was too distracting.

sharond23 10

Friday 26 January 2018 16:02

why would you pay for your friends to go to Paris? obviously you're leaving out important info

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 26 January 2018 21:07

Some more details would be nice.

Megan Dwyre 3

Saturday 27 January 2018 7:34

you are sad if your friends are going on at trip that you paid for and you are the one that just let your friends go on the trip that you paid for and not say anything before the left you then that is your own fault and not your friends because if you did pay for the trip then you have every right to go on the trip with your friends but because you just let them go then you only have your self to blam, so i do not feel sorry for you one bit because you should of said some thing to your friends before they left

Zayzaydayum 8

Wednesday 6 June 2018 15:26

jaw dropping ayy

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