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By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

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By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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shmikey 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

a sticky situation...

azurablade 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:16

lol

Comments

vdogg116 1

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:27

haha

MattJalac 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:45

lol i like the way u said after finishing on my face x]

XPredatorX 5

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:29

that's why you keep a folding pocket knife in your hand if you do that stuff, so if he leaves or something, you can cut through your restraints

Bertha5 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:04

how is she supposed to' reach in her pocket?

kojak2091 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:09

what pockets?

Phil_McCracken 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:26

He said to keep a pocket knife in your HAND.

JBigDaddy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:39

sounds like someone has had a little experience huh

emmmilyyy 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:46

bertha.. you're an idiot

Frank_Sinatra 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:22

If she had a knife I think she would have made sure her bf couldn't do this again to another woman...

Monikabug 9

Monday 1 February 2010 18:23

I don't see how holding a pocket knife during kinky sex would be smart OR safe.

lucifer69_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:23

biggest dumbass of a ******* comment. who are you, ******* jesus or something

Bloodbathandbeyo 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 0:45

^^^^ what the **** did that hve to do with being Jesus?

gallaeo 21

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:34

Somehow I don't think I'd want to have sex if my partner had a knife in her hand, tied up or not. Another thought though, chances are he would have thought long & hard before doing something like that to her if she had a knife in her hand lol

lusitania_fml 11

Wednesday 12 March 2014 8:12

228: he said a FOLDING pocket knife.

HeeeB21 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:30

Dude ur face was covered in **** and ur mom and dad untied you i bet u smelt so bad lol

goldenone 2

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:25

it has no scent..

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:46

I think we all know who has yet to take sex ed.

Boddmon 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:17

I think a skill testing question should be required when registering for this website.

tiffanyheart 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:34

It has no scent? You have got to be a virgin.

afarr 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:35

Someone has no penis! Hes just playing with his mipples

irsmeagol 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:43

lmfao 48 x)

AxCxDxDx 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:44

Really man? REALLY? lmao.

DonkeyDelight 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:22

Pretty sure you're the only one with smelly ****. That a you're a twelve year old kid.

stewie1744 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:53

lmao

Puls3ofth3maggot 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:37

stewie!! **** yeah!! :)

devildog42787 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:31

afterwards did you say "oh what a lovely tea party"

Roxxay 6

Friday 25 February 2011 19:11

Hahahaha

gallaeo 21

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:36

Lmfao!!!!! You win...

Tenjin 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:36

wow...

urikuh17 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:54

I love Tucker max!

ShadowLor 19

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:41

I'm super curious about the retribution you're going to hand out XD

sasonzal 4

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:47

your mom found u tied up with jeez on your face,that musta sucked

kazumaslayer666 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:48

He has some explaining to doooooooo and you can kiss your being left home alone privilages goodbye. he better of had a major reason or someone is has a really pissed off girlfriend, if not already.