Miscellaneous: Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts...

By for the whored - 18/12/2015 20:46 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML

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By MakesMeLol - 18/01/2012 22:30 - Ireland

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 18:47 - Brazil - Americana

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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By ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

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By Nick - 10/05/2011 07:37 - Philippines

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 856

tarlax 11

Saturday 19 December 2015 23:57

At least you didn't shout "You deserved it, bitch." at some dumbass OP like I sometimes do.

HrothgarXII 21

Saturday 19 December 2015 23:55

That's why I only read FML in the darkest corners of my room. No one can judge me there.

Comments

jadalaheart 23

Sunday 20 December 2015 0:57

Please tell me you weren't in public at least.

XxDanno316xX 27

Sunday 20 December 2015 2:25

12, it's safe to assume the op was at home with their parents. :)

CAPGator15 10

Sunday 20 December 2015 1:53

My timing is always that bad too.

Lars93 18

Sunday 20 December 2015 2:27

oh so you're also from the Bronx

yerawizardlizzy 27

Sunday 20 December 2015 5:26

Or Texas, like the location says.

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 20 December 2015 3:05

I want to know what post you were laughing at!

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 20 December 2015 3:22

Ace reporter MidnaLink here at FML news, talking with the OP "For the whored". So, whored, inquiring minds want to know; what story was so funny?

MissEris 27

Sunday 20 December 2015 3:32

From the name I was expecting something WoW related like your significant other whoring for gold and items. But nonetheless that is unfortunate. Hopefully they understand when you explain.