By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 19:58 - Australia - Bentleigh East

Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML
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masterchief520 6

The haters will be back, and in greater numbers.

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masterchief520 6

The haters will be back, and in greater numbers.

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friedpwnadge 25

This is when you play along with it until she gets even more infuriated and explodes in self-righteous rage.

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Adamjohn82 19

Don't say explode. That could come across as racist...

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airforce987 20

But they will walk in single file to get there

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junko_fml 21

Did you tell her you were talking about people in a galaxy far, far away?

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Draugen 16

These knee-jerk sensationalists actively looking for things that could in some way maybe in some angle be considered racist or otherwise offensive, are very much far away and in a galaxy of their own. She might find that offensive to her people.

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gunnerysgt 15

Radical social justice warriors in a nutshell, well put draugen

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speedy638 21

People need to mind their own business and not give their 2 cents until they hear the full story.

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interesting33 36

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FYLTHOUGH 15

I don't know why 15 was down voted, I thought they raised a good point.

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Angelkisses130 26

Some people shouldn't give their 2 cents at all

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Orian2413 1

I see these comments are full of the liberal Heroes who don't understand that people have every right to have an opinion different from theirs

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Razell 13

Forget the full story, people just need to mind their own business and not butt into other peoples' conversation.

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syki 22

I'm pretty sure it would have been easy to explain as long as you didn't call her an "attention-seeking tit" to her face. If you did, she probably thought you were a lying racist who was also a lukewarm misogynist.

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Feklfekl2222 32

Not fair at all, as a woman I use tit as a completely gender neutral insult.

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doodlecloud 26

The problem isn't WHO you insult, it's using 'tit' as an insult full stop. It could be seen as misogynistic/sexist/whatever because it's referring to a female body part as a negative thing. Just fyi.

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tarlax 11

Anything can be seen as any kind of insult if you're sufficiently mentally unbalanced. Oh no, is that offensive to mentally unbalanced people? D,:

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FSGInsainity 15

She may feel you liken her people to birds, this increasing how racist she calls you.

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syki 22

@21 Maybe this is a cultural difference. In the US (at least the part I'm from), 'tit' isn't generally used as an insult, but when it is, it's relatively gendered. Not nearly as much as '****' or even 'bitch,' though. Hence my classifying it as lukewarm misogyny. :)

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

@32 but there is nothing wrong with calling someone a dick, prick, ******** or any of the other penis related names, right?

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Seabass_Chan 33

At least OP didn't call her a ****. Pick your battles, I say.

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HappyItalian 38

That's when you introduce her to the sarlacc pit.

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JKPwnage 27

Although they've technically called Tuskan Raiders

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DoomSkuller 28

Not technically true. They initially were only known as Sand People; they earned the name Tusken Raider by attacking the civil settlement of Fort Tusken as it was growing and destroying the fort's farm equipment, and people started calling them that as a more formal name

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KhaleesiDannie 26

You should force choke them

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rpaul365 14

that is actually really funny though. I understand both sides considering all the bigotry that really happens every day. misunderstandings happen.

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the_real_dvd 21

The problem is that people like her are in such a big hurry to label people as racist that it's almost like the boy crying wolf. People quit listening.

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Joshawott 21

You Sir, stumbled upon a very rare sight indeed - a Tumblr user outside.

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smallandroid 26

Sounds more like you're the one who doesn't go outside...

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KhaleesiDannie 26

/ spot the tumblr user

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