By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
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ahabsfan 14

Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.

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Artemishuntress 8

no more kisses for you ever. .. ..nasty, girl

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YoursAlways98 13

That is sooo disgusting like honestly fyl

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Hash13 13

You should always keep some food in your fridge !

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42069666 18

I ain't saying she's a golddigger but she seems to be digging for gold

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eddy1965 6

Boogers the other white meat

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laden_swallow09 34

I thought people grew out of that when they're eight, like picky eaters! Ick.

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Sakuraashita 15

Today, after a long day putting up with the large piece of snot lodged up my nose, I decided to pick it. Suddenly a strange thought occurred to me: what might this taste like? Then I saw the horrified look on my boyfriend's face from outside the window. Turns out he was locked out. FML.

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