By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
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ahabsfan 14

Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.

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TheNiceOne 20

Not how I expected that to end.

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sweetkickboxer 7

Omg that just so gross. Is it shallow to break up with someone for being too gross?? Ugh

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icekitten14 12

*barfs* you should've like awkwardly stared at her until she noticed, then it would be her FML.

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Im2Shy 16

This didn't end how I expected either. Gross, yes for sure but at least he didnt see her through the window cheating...that was the ending I expected. Sorry op but it coulda been much worse, fyl for sure.

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CoGhostRider 31

Who could continue to kiss this girl after seeing that? Maybe I'm shallow but I would never be able to.

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Nate66 10

Uh why didn't you just knock on the door

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tony1891 22

pass the ketchup please

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ChloeTheBrit 12

I hope you're not planning on kissing that anytime soon OP *gags*

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captainsmegma 12

Well I hope you have some white wines. That's what is served with boogers.

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cakefete2 30

Your picture with advice about wine pairings is so perfect.

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RedPillSucks 31

so, you're dating a 6yr old?

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vivaellefashion 14

Do you want me to slice your eyes from that horrible image you witness?

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