By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
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ahabsfan 14

Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Of course she didn't share. She's a gold digger. If I were OP I'd "holla we want pre-nup".

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SarahSehhati 40

but in a way she does share when she kisses him :)

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nix1993 41

#28 You know how when kids are like aggressively picking their nose, people sometimes say 'are you digging for gold?' (or sometimes 'treasure') I think #12 was trying to make a joke about that.

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foxwasalamb 24

12 is also referencing the song "gold digger" i got it #12

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barbsillvy 10

I also saw my soon to be ex husband eating his booger, I think he forgot I was in the car with him...it was not very easy to kiss him after that... Yuck!

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ahabsfan 14

Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.

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Nexpecto 28

Takes "snowballing" to a whole new level. Frogger anyone?

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Kooppliii 8

It could be way worse, like the first time I read it and thought it said booner instead of booger...

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KaneHunter 22

I know I'll need it after reading this FML (no offense to OP)

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CoGhostRider 31

She probably just kept chewing since he moved two states over found a new job and never called her again.

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15Erik 21

It's not that easy to move two states over in the UK....

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devildog562 33

That really sucks you were locked outside. Oh and that you kiss a booger with a girl behind it .

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sweetbliss3 37

extra protein, what's the problem? *gags*

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devildog562 33

I mean I know eating boogers builds immunity up, but so does a good diet and exercise.

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giantsfan2010 23

Digging a huge booger I can understand, but eating it?? That's nasty!!

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mu89 4

I will start off saying that I am not condoning what she did, but... There have been studies on the matter that show ingesting your own mucus can help boost your immune system.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

There are plenty of ways to boost your immune system than eating your own mucus. I'm sure that's true, but it's one thing I'll never do. Talk about disgusting!

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Dekat121 24

#69 is completely correct, also mucus from your nose is exactly the same as the mucus in your mouth, just dried up from all the air. also just for more gross factor, mucus from your nose is going down your throat of every second of every day.

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