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By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 21:13 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking back through my medical records to gather them to take to my new doctor, I found some records about an MRI I had done and was told were "free and clean" with "nothing unusual." There's a hemangioma on my spine. So, a tumor on your spine isn't worthy of telling the patient. FML

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Mynxie 26

Sunday 3 December 2017 18:16

I would talk to a lawyer about malpractice and what your options are. Sorry OP

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Mynxie 26

Sunday 3 December 2017 18:16

I would talk to a lawyer about malpractice and what your options are. Sorry OP

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