Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Warren

Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By Grand Slam - 10/09/2013 18:44 - Belgium - Leuven

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 24 July 2017 14:10

Good. Keep that up and your fist would be tougher. When that day comes, you'll be prepared.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 24 July 2017 14:48

I’ll bet that wall just looked tough and was really an insecure, sniveling coward in reality. Surely, you obliterated it with your mighty Fist of Justice.

Comments

ThatIsSoFetch 7

Monday 24 July 2017 13:08

Ouch! Were you sleepwalking?

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 24 July 2017 14:10

Good. Keep that up and your fist would be tougher. When that day comes, you'll be prepared.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 24 July 2017 15:35

Queue the training montage.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 24 July 2017 15:36

Wow, Cue* I've been playing too many MMOs.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 24 July 2017 14:48

I’ll bet that wall just looked tough and was really an insecure, sniveling coward in reality. Surely, you obliterated it with your mighty Fist of Justice.

species4872 19

Monday 24 July 2017 15:14

I presume punching a hollow concrete wall isn't so bad.

Cyrus00 41

Monday 24 July 2017 15:36

At least you don't have a hole in your wall.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Monday 24 July 2017 18:55

It builds endurance. So when it is real, JUST DO IT!

dramaelf 37

Monday 24 July 2017 19:30

Yay, I'm not the only sleep puncher in the world!

GIJoefan 6

Monday 24 July 2017 21:24

Ouch. That's also happened to me a couple times. The wall wasn't concrete but it still hurt. I hope your hand doesn't have any broken bones.

turtlefreak23 12

Tuesday 25 July 2017 1:28

I had something similar happen to me while on a new med for my migraines. It gave me terrible dreams and I woke up swinging at my "attacker" only to hit my sleeping husband in the forehead. Knocked him out and I snapped a tendon in my thumb and had to have surgery. Been 7 years and he still won't let me forget it.