By fml - 12/08/2011 06:14 - Canada

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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
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silly_kitten 9

That's when you say "Less humpin' more dumpin'."

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FML_Elle 17

You don't have to stay with him... You should've dumped him the moment you said you loved him and he responded in that way. You choose to be with him. Dump him or deal with it and stop complaining

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silvercharmer25 7

Why are you with him? He sounds like he's only with you until something better comes along.

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JNOV 8

The reason assholes like him continue to get lucky is because naive girls like you think you can change him. He's never going to learn to love you, but he'll keep "humping" you until someone better looking comes along.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I feel bad for you, but only a tiny bit. Because let's face it, you've done this to yourself. If this, as you put it, "happens every time," you should know better by now. You chose to stay with someone whom you know is going to respond that way, so you hardly have a right to complain about it.

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