Love: Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic,...

By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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jackwilliams 9

Sunday 4 January 2015 9:20

I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed

NebulaNick 12

Sunday 4 January 2015 9:18

Fire back

Comments

stretchedthin 20

Sunday 4 January 2015 22:53

Bwahahaha She's awesome!

MilTalentos 7

Sunday 4 January 2015 23:10

Romance at its finest...

Pizzapiggy1 18

Monday 5 January 2015 0:19

Well at least you know you got a strong relationship

d3athm3tal 10

Monday 5 January 2015 0:41

marry her

mine___turtles10 13

Monday 5 January 2015 1:56

Love is in the air

Witchylady 17

Monday 5 January 2015 2:44

She is vulgar.

yorkie_16 15

Monday 5 January 2015 3:13

this would definitely be how comfortable i want any future relationship to be.. some people need a sense of humour in their lives :)

JudgeComrade 17

Monday 5 January 2015 3:16

That means she's ready for anal.

kellaylayyy 8

Monday 5 January 2015 3:44

At least she's comfortable around you

syed121417 22

Monday 5 January 2015 3:51

That's real love, haha. Honestly, it's better than having one of those prissy girls who would ever let out a small fart around their partner. It's just gas, after all, and our bodies are supposed to do it. She sounds adorable! Haha pretty much how my relationship is. It shows how comfortable she is with you.