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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
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jackwilliams 9

I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed

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FatherofTime87 18

Has nothing to do with gender roles... There's a time and a place

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thefallen12 13

Aha oh man that's awesome! She's a keeper. I want someone I can fart with XD

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KJ6 21

I wonder how people do that when they want. Anyway, sorry, dude. Girls do have to fart sometimes, though.

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78apollo78 3

You're lucky your girlfriend is that comfortable with you, just take is as a sign that she trusts you

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codyslong 12

That's a part of a relationship. When the boundaries come down, the smell goes bad

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janaek683 12

you need a new girlfriend that's disgusting.

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at0micmin3r 23

You are obligated to return fire, y'know.

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