Love: Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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angrygazebo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:28

Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth. That ... didn't ... come out right ....

Sue21 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:10

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Azurea_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 14:53

It's not that hard to feel a burp coming and pull away. Do that next time, if there is a next time. I would have rid myself of you immediately.

sunshiiiineXD 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:48

Wait...you were feeling tired so you, got a soda? Because of the caffeiene in it? Anywho, that sucks OP, but it's not like he's gonna dump you for something like that. You'll laugh about it later :D.

HellEnvenom 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:53

I would have loved that :)

oomlot 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:53

sounds more like f#$% his life, not your life

musigreg 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:18

yeah its fuckhislife. not yours. i agree with you 25!! power to the people. !

fable228 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:19

Getting a soda is the thing you do when your tired eh? Try getting a water instead...

buggy290 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:34

aha! its okay! i did the same thing too!

laughsoutloud 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:40

oh my goodness. i've been there. but i was so horrified by what had just happened i made it ten times worse by repatedly apologizing, "i'm so sorry i burped in your mouth!"

melanijade 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:54

Yeah. Me bf and I do that all the time. Mwahaha.

genius_man16 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:26

agree with #16 so what? I'm sure he probably just laughed and continued kissing you. Unless he want into some rage and started trashing the house and dumped you. Come on, the moderators need to get slapped upside the head.