Animals: Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

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yrkamurka 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:33

Flying pussy

dinosaurfeces 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:34

Sounds like a "cat"astrophe.

Comments

shifty96 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:44

Fuzzy wuzzy

edgestr 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:15

That's what you get for playing with your pussy in front of your sister.

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:38

I sometimes toss my cat into the air and onto my bed. He purrs the whole way then tackles my pillows.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:32

Lol ok relax guys I'm sorry that I didn't scroll down and did not see some1 already beat me to the song, and I don't really need your approval for a song do I reese? If you don't get it or thinks it is not right somehow that would be your own problem and it does not prove I'm a retard, your assuming tone just proves you think like one.

whosurdaddy123 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:38

U deserve it for being a gnarland!!!

SVZ 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:11

Why the hell do people see cats/dogs as toys?

DrDilllonReese 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:38

You're assuming I meant you? No no no, I meant the guy that beat you to it. So quit assuming things. Hypocrite

AnthonyR1997 3

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:37

you deserve it for having a cat

Sarah1042 1

Sunday 4 December 2011 23:53

Uhh, I don't know why it is that with all these comments, no one seemed to notice that- well, I'm no electrician- but I've never UNPLUGGED something and had it result in ANY noise. Yeah, uh, if the sister unplugged the TV the result would've been harmless silence. Nonsense.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Monday 5 December 2011 1:26

Lol I asked you who you were referring to. You replied " the guy above me " which was me. Mind scrolling up to check that before you call me a hypocrite?