Odd rejection

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said, "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked." Later, I found another note that said, "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML
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LittleMiss1 0

its better than being STALKED! and hes a creepy stalker guydont listen to them..

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Cali_Chick 0

you should leave him a note saying 'stop stalking us or I'll report you to the police' lol!

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LittleMiss1 0

its better than being STALKED! and hes a creepy stalker guydont listen to them..

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MisterDoctor 12

I don't think people realize that in order for him to have written that second note, he was watching her AT THE MOMENT when she found the first note. Creepy 10

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Cali_Chick 0

you should leave him a note saying 'stop stalking us or I'll report you to the police' lol!

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heyyou1203 0

I hope you already DID call the police! Stalkers are nothing to joke about, have your roommate get a restraining order ASAP!

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armageddillo 0

that would only be applicable if they knew who the stalker was and in that case they should probably at least try to address the situation personally before needlessly involving police.

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oscarisevil1 0

Wth is a restraining order going to do to a ****** up maniac??

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Lone_Wolf_099 5

She obviously doesnt know who it is or it would have been dealy with think before you type.

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24788 6

Why would you want a stalker anyways?

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quiturbitchin 0

Agreed. I fail to see what's so bad about this. QYB.

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RPGod 0

She's probably a twilight fangirl who thinks stalking is romantic

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liveitlearnit 0

LMAO. twitards.

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DeadMansCrack 4

Haha I'm definitely with you on that one.

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thesmartaleck 0

Glad to see I'm not the only one. OP: It's okay. Nothing's nice about stalkers.

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squigglyshark 0

Hmmm. Maybe you should leave him a note.

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Komatose 0

 aw, what does he know? I kno the perfect gift for your room mate now: MACE!

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blobxmaster13 0

least UR not bein stalked. that wud make u feel cumpletely insecure. now u can feel safeee. :).

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GrEaT_BaMbInO 0

not that safe they live together so that means the creeper is watching both of them. sry op

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Logica42 0

Aw, hun, it might not be that he/she (is it a female stalker? O.o) doesn't think you're attractive, it could just be that they like people with a different hair color, or eye color, or height, or whatever. Don't know anything about your roommate, but maybe they really meant "you're not my type" as in "you're not my type" instead of "I don't find you attractive". :3

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jewelzgalore 0

Well at least he's a semi-polite stalker? But seriously, be glad you don have a stalker; they're creepy as hell.

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