Work: Today, I was making a special birthday delivery for a customer.... - FML

By Ma_Nikka - 20/03/2014 01:38 - United States - Chico

Today, I was making a special birthday delivery for a customer. As I handed her the fruit basket, I said, "Hey, we have the same birthday! Happy birthday!" She called me an attention whore and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Ma_Nikka 24

Saturday 22 March 2014 2:50

Heyy! First I just wanna say happy belated birthday to those who shared the same birthday as me: #30 yeti37, #39 Shaowolf, and #66 amvelasco19's dad because I'm NOT an attention *****. So yes the customer ending up calling back claiming that she didn't receive her box of chocolate dipped apples along with her bouquet of chocolate dipped fruit that I delivered earlier. Since she signed the tag showing she had received her delivery my boss said that the delivery was successful and we don't have the box in our walk-in and that there's nothing we can do. We had the box and my boss let me have it. Karmas a bitch. Being in customer service I was genuinely just trying to be friendly as I have been with previous customers. This was the first time someone was rude. However I enjoyed my birthday anyway and thank you all for wishing me happy birthday! :D

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levention 18

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:38

Happy birthday!

DonkeyTeeth2013 22

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:38

People should really learn respect

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jrod9327 17

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:42

Happy birthday and don't sweat it, she can be miserable alone :-)

mcrepas 19

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:45

Let's just hope the fruit spoils really fast, or she gets a couple of canker sores at least for her behavior.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:47

What a biatch! Chances are she sent this delivery to herself...

Jellybellybeanz 22

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:48

Happy birthday OP. Don't let an old grump bring you down. Have a nice day :)

radrahrachel 7

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:49

That's really mean. Most people are excited on their birthday it doesn't mean you're an attention ***** it's the one day of the year that's yours. You deserve that fruit basket instead, happy birthday.

JMichael 25

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:58

Well Happy Birthday in any case.

Adm_Twigs 19

Thursday 20 March 2014 14:08

way to be professional...

GirlGamer12345 22

Thursday 20 March 2014 14:10

Happy birthday OP. Some people like attention a lot more than others. From anyone even if it means being an asshole.

pressingreset 13

Thursday 20 March 2014 14:15

Maybe her boss had just fired her and then sang happy birthday to her. you never know. thewe thing apparently happen.

GLaDOS8899 14

Thursday 20 March 2014 16:14

Reference to past FML. XD

scottyspot 11

Thursday 20 March 2014 14:15

Time for a late night visit with eggs!

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