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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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Thursday 15 October 2009 13:28

That must have been like a live cartoon. Did you notice a comic bubble with "#&?!" floating above your head?

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:42

Snot happens.

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madaddicted 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:46

LOL there was snot?? sneezes don't always mean snot. but... EWWWW if there was. But think on the bright side... you made out with the person you love.

lmfaosuckit 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:01

******

omgKefka 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 3:26

ok... How exactly is this a FML?... You're kissing... I bet that sneeze was half your saliva too...

Greasywood 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:49

shit happens... well, snot to be precise.

onnielief 4

Monday 7 December 2009 23:19

Since you were making out, weren't you swapping fluids with him already? I don't really see the point of FMLing this

TaZ_963 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:53

did u swallow

pandabear948756 0

Monday 1 February 2010 22:24

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That sucks!

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Thursday 18 February 2010 7:50

Thats not an FML. Its known that if you lick your palette with your tongue for abit when ur sneeze is stuck, u will end up sneezing. You probably put your tongue in.