Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 09/06/2015 20:52 - Ireland

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Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
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lovelockdown23 23

Who gives up their virginity out of spite? she's an idiot

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Jefffz 13

You should have asked her if you could split the guy too

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MrsPegg 45

Naw. I believe OPs roommate blows... If you know what I mean. FYL OP for having to live with a ***** who obviously has no respect for herself or other people.

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thefmlman2011 36

That ******* bitch! i suggest moving out very quickly

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WhoopteDo 26

Was it out of spite? Even if it wasn't, FYL. If she's a repeat no-show on the money you should find a new roomate..

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daddysgirl243 21

even out of spite, that is totally and completely uncalled for

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pyrexicpoet 18

She paid for a little time alone... She was practicing to become a reverse cowgirl

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lovelockdown23 23

Who gives up their virginity out of spite? she's an idiot

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ohjoy15 33

Yeah she'd eventually have to pay the bill anyway if she wanted to keep living there. So it's not even like doing that achieved anything haha.

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CharlesEmersonW 31

I know ha? What a "lady" :))

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creatureman 14

If the roommate didn't pay it, they both would have been screwed... I already almost feel bad about this comment.

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MrConcise 34

She wasn't a virgin, it was just a power play.

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MrConcise 34

Holy shit, I'm gonna get buried for an obvious conclusion? Are people really that easy to fool?

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TinaT2015 14

***** always say they're virgins...

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tormcn 26

It's true. If you're a 'virgin' how could you give it up so easily? Yeah, I think not.

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a1_z9 10

I dunno, I think people make a bigger deal out of virginity and loosing it than it actually is sometimes. Either way using a guy and treating her housemate like that is pretty crappy, I bet she's going to cringe so hard at herself when she's grown up a bit.

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BigC_from_Bama 16

Defending a bury is pretty much gonna result in a bury so its best to leave it alone instead of insulting people.

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MrConcise 34

I understand how commenting and voting psychology work. I'm just so unbelievably baffled by nobody else seeming to understand the hidden truth of the situation that I had to make sure everybody else knew it.

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piinksock 17

I highly doubt the 2 situations are even related. Because as you say 5, who gives up their virginity out of spite? She probably forgot the bill because she was busy flirting and thinking about sex with this guy. OP is just being dramatic.

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MrConcise 34

If only that were true. The thing is, people are petty. They will continue to be simply out of pride. Yes, I can agree OP is being dramatic, but if you think somebody can't be spiteful and maintain a relationship simultaneously, you're being very naive.

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Jefffz 13

You should have asked her if you could split the guy too

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tormcn 26

I honestly laughed so hard at this.

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sstahpp 33

A classic case of cutting of your nose to spite your face.

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InnocenceBlue 37

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neeni88 23

#44, Really?? Wow! Just FYI, it's actually "to spite."

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sstahpp 33

Haha..cutting your nose despite your face? WOW

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I'm not trying to be mean #44 made herself look really stupid.

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sstahpp 33

Not trying to be mean @44...but if you try to correct someone, make sure you're correct yourself.

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jordanrecatto 21

Or in the words of Michael Scott, "to spider face".

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freya1998 23

Sounds like a bad roommate to me.. Move out? I would!

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Geckosrock99 33

Someone's obviously not ready for the adult life. OP, get yourself a more mature roommate.

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Geckosrock99 33

Someone's obviously not ready for the adult life. OP, get yourself a more mature roommate, fast. (Sorry, phone lagged and didn't tell me it posted the first one)

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